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Eat My Shorts Tee

Regular price $29.99
Okay...you caught us. "Eat my shorts" does not really mean anything. With that being said however, Bart Simpson would let it slip all of the time! So while it may be taken as rude or impolite, the recipients of this phrase should honestly be honored. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

 

Size Guide (Length & Width)

  S M L XL 2XL
L 28" 29" 30" 31" 32"
W 18" 20" 22" 24" 26"

Graphic Tee (unisex) Size Guide (Length & Width)

  S M L XL 2XL
L 28" 29" 30" 31" 32"
W 18" 20" 22" 24" 26"


Ladies Tee Size Guide (Length & Width)

  S M L XL 2XL
L 26" 26 ½" 27 ⅛" 27 ¾" 28 ⅜"
W 15 ¾" 16 ½" 17 ½" 18 ½" 19 ½"
 

Tank Top (unisex) Size Guide (Length & Width)

  XS S M L XL 2XL
L 26" 27" 28" 29" 30" 31"
W 16 ¼" 18 ¼" 20 ¼" 22 ¼" 24 ¼" 26 ¼"
 

Hoodie (unisex) Size Guide (Length & Width)

  S M L XL 2XL
L 26" 27" 28" 29" 30"
W 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
 

Ladies Crop Top Size Guide

  XS/SM M/L
Body Length (inches) 16 ½ 17 ½
Body Width (inches) 15 ⅝ 17 ⅛
 

Mens All-over Tee Size Guide (Width & Length)

  S M L XL 2XL
W 18.25" 19.75" 21" 22.5" 24.25"
L 27.75" 28.5" 29.25" 29.75" 30.25"
 

Ladies All-over Tee Size Guide (Width & Length)

  S M L XL 2XL
W 18" 19" 20" 21" 22"
L 24.5" 25.5" 26.5" 27.5" 28.5"
 

Mens All-over Tank Top Size Guide (Width & Length)

  S M L XL 2XL
W 18" 19.5" 20.5" 21.5" 22.5"
L 29" 29" 30" 31" 31"
 

Ladies All-over Tank Top Size Guide (Width & Length)

  S M L XL 2XL
W 16.25" 17.25" 18.5" 19.75" 21.5"
L 26.5" 27" 27.5" 28.25" 28.75"
 

Mens All-over Hoodie Size Guide (Width & Length)

  S M L XL 2XL
W 20.5" 22.25" 23.75" 25.25" 26.75"
L 27.5" 28.25" 29" 29.75" 30.5"
 

Ladies All-over Hoodie Size Guide (Width & Length)

  S M L XL 2XL
W 19" 20" 22" 23" 24"
L 25" 26" 27" 28" 29"
 

Mens Bomber Jacket Size Guide (Width & Length)

  S M L XL 2XL
W 21.5" 22.5" 23.5" 24.5" 25.5"
L 25.75" 26.75" 27.75" 28.75" 29.75"
 

Ladies Bomber Jacket Size Guide (Width & Length)

  S M L XL 2XL
W 19.75" 20.75" 21.75" 22.75" 23.75"
L 23.5" 24.25" 25" 25.75" 26.5"
 

We take about 2-7 business days to create apparel products. Then you should add shipping times on top of that. Speed and price depends on product type and destination.

97.66% of our orders are shipped within 5 business days. More than a half of our orders are shipped within 3 business days or less.

SHIPPING METHOD OPTIONS:

  1. USPS First Class Package (3 business days)
  2. USPS Priority Mail (2 business days)
  3. USPS Priority Mail Express (1 business day)